We interrupt this regularly scheduled dinner...

We're eating dinner right now, yes, but I have to post something funny D. just said. We are having jello and his way of eating it is breathing it in. Josh told him to make sure it goes down the right pipe and not into his breathing pipe. He naturally didn't understand, so we explained. Everyone has two pipes, one for breathing and one for eating, yada yada yada. D. then proceeds to say, "I have four pipes: one for breathing, one to my heart, and one to burp."

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